PLEASE

BRENG BRENG ZRENG

Its kinda weird to see cikgu yg ajar aku drive, drive mcm babi. Tk memberi contoh langsung. Antaranya ialah:

1. Bercakap tidak menggunakan handsfree
2. Text semasa memandu
3. Tangan tidak berada di stereng pada setiap masa
4. Memandu mcm org mabuk
5. Tidak menggunakan gear rendah apabila mendaki dan menurun bukit
6. Tidak menghiraukan keselamatan aku yg berada dlm keta kancil dia

Pfft nasib baik aku ni berhati mulia tk kisah sgt sbb aku tahu membezakan yg mana baik dan buruk apabila test driving nanti. HIXHIXHIX. And dalam class aku td sumpah ramai rempit. Dah lah ckp kuat kuat, padahal telinga member betul betul kat depan mulut dia ugh. Not cool. Not cool =-=

RANDOM

SAMDOL MANA YG MAIN MAIN KAT CHAT BOX AKU NI? 
AKU TAK CAYE AH ORG YG COMMENT TU ORG BETUL


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BITCH FITCH

Ok. Td aku ikut family aku pi Putrajaya nak bayar loan rumah ke apa entah. Mm lawa betul view situ. Buildings dia pun lawa lawa. Last aku pi area area sana time Kamil ajak pergi Seri Puteri tengok ex dia buat cheer berkarat entah apa apa entah. Menyesal pergi. Dah lah kene layan mcm taik dgn ex dia. Duk pandang mcm setan. DAH LAH TAK LAWA! BABI! NASIB BAIK DAH JADI EX UGH! K chill chill~

Mm esok ikut ayah aku and kakak aku pergi Taylor's kot nak check utk kakak aku. Haih bosan bosan ---_--- K aku start ambil lesen Khamis ni. HOHO. Happy lah dol but takut lah jugak sbb Faliq kata nanti time JPJ duduk sebelah orang tu kene hati-hati sikit sbb most of them actually berdarah gatal. Blergh geli dengar. Tapi bila fikir balik, kalau lah kene ngorat dengan orang tua? HEHEHEHEHEHE. Adakah aku begitu lawa sampai mcm tu sekali? HEHEHEHEHEHE. Pukibabi kenapa aku fikir mcm tu? Muahahahahaha. Joking! Joking! Aku geli!

Then td Yus call kata dia nak pass kat aku job kat Gap Kids tu sbb dia ada keje lain. Then aku tanya mama for approval but no, mama tak approve sbb takut clash dgn lesen aku tu. Heh apa apa jelah. Aku sebenarnya kalau boleh nak kerja dekat Gelato Fruity dekat Pavi tu. Mcm best je serve ice cream. Dah la kedai dekat dgn mat salleh dan pak arabz HEHEHEHEHEHE.

p/s: Gila cilake doh jerawat aku yg tak hilang hilang lagi drpd habis SPM dulu tu (but sekarang dah kecut sikit la) pergi ajak kawan dia pulak datang sleepover kat muka aku. Sial! Sial! So sekarang aku ada dua jerawat nak kene handle. K aku nak start bagi nama la kalau jerawat baru muncul.

I ALMOST FORGOT

HAPPY FUCKEN 17TH 
BIRTHDAY TO ME!

 

I ♥ MYSELF

THINGS I SHOULD START DOING LATER AFTER THIS:

1. Mandi
2. Get a hair treatment (ugh my hair iz very kering)
3. Get a driving license asap
4. Swimming
5. Busying myself with something useful
6. Get a part-time job.. maybe
7. Spend very little money on shopping
8. Save money
9. Search some nice thrift shops
10. Workout more often
11. Find something that can hilangkan this zit V.V
12. Smile more often
13. Sell some of ze clothes.. maybe

Mm basically thats it kot. Ciao!

BABI GOLEK JERAWAT GOLEK

Fuh penat dol. K sekarang aku dah otw balik rumah ni, taktau pulak nak buat apa. Hmm Vietnam ok la. Not bad. Lelaki dia pun ada sorang dua orang je yg handsome, yg lain semua mcm babi. And byk betul babi golek di sana. Anak babi golek pun ada. Teringat dekat --- HEHEHEHEHE. Later lah aku upload pic.. or maybe not kot. Heh.

K sekarang nak buat apa ye? Tolong sumbangkan idea sikit but aku tahu aku nak spend time dgn lots and lots and lotsa swimming. Cheers! And aku dengar cerita starting from next year, lesen dah upgrade sampai 21 tahun je baru boleh ambil? Betul ke tak berita ni? Aku dah cuak ni tsk Kalau betul la cerita ni, ASDFKGJHKJF*%$%$#$CKASFHAGAN!!!!

p/s: Cilake sial jerawat seketul aku ni dari habis SPM sampai sekarang tk hilang hilang lagi ugh KBAI BITCHES AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS (*-*)

PENAT LAH BRADER

Kadang kadang aku rasa takut nak tulis benda benda mcm aku pergi somewhere mcm aku pergi Selayang Mall kejap ke, aku pergi keluar merantau kejap ke. Aku takut nak post benda benda mcm tu dekat blog ke facebook ke tumblr ke. Takut orang stalker, yg betul betul punya stalker, bukan mcm korang yg stalker cikai cikai ni but yg gila babi gemuk, hitam, buruk, kira overall orang jahat la duk baca. (Aku bukan perasan k, mana la tahu en) And mana la tahu time aku takde kat rumah tu, diorang standby nak pecah rumah aku ke, nak culik aku ke. Fuh cuak dol (=_=")

K saya di sini nak mengatakan, kesian Ninie Tarmizi sebab hp dia kene rembat oleh kawan sendiri. Memang tak guna punya perangai. Orang dah desperate duit sangat, semua benda boleh jadi. Kesian kesian. Tak boleh nak text text manja manja dah. Kene call ghumah je sekarang. Sobz. HEHEHEHEHEHE.

And aku dah free. So kene start ambil lesen and job-hunting pula. Nak duit lah brader hehe $$$

SOMETHING FROM TUMBLR THAT MOTIVATES ME

"He broke up with you, right? After telling you he loved you and calling you pet names like baby and cutie? Yeah, I know he lavished you in compliments, only to put himself down so you would stroke his fake low ego. Did he tell you that you were beautiful? I bet he promised you a personalized song. Or maybe he’d always mention how he was lying in bed and wished you were there. He dragged “I love you” out of you, didn’t he? Yeah, don’t deny it. He would talk to you last thing at night and first thing in the morning. He constantly mentioned losing sleep over you, every night, but we both know he slept like a rock. He made you love pictures that were just sort of “bleh” before. Did you delete those pictures after he broke your heart? Yeah, me too. All of your friends hate him now, don’t they? Remember how happy they were for you? They warned you. Just remember, it’s okay to cry. And referring to him as “asshole” is perfectly expected. Because, trust me, you’ll end up talking about him just as often, if not more, than before the break up. There will be the “one time”s and the “I remember”s, and once you think you’re over him, watch out. You better keep your eyes closed in the hallways, because I promise you, the next time you see him, he’ll be all over some other girl. A little part of you will want to warn her, but nobody will blame you for hating her and for blaming her for your pain. Yeah, you’ll compare all guys to him, because aside from the man-whorish, heart-breaker thing, he was perfect. He was everything you had ever wanted. Or maybe you made that up. Maybe, the second he started to show interest, you made up this perfect guy in your head, and he just happened to be just like him. Listen, you will find the perfect guy for you just like everybody says you will, and it will be soon. Okay, so I didn’t believe it either, but I’m starting to.The most important thing though is don’t let him know he hurt you. Don’t let him know he could have you back in a heartbeat. Don’t give him that satisfaction. Make him think you’re completely happy. When he decides to wave at you like nothing ever happened, wave back, sure. But don’t smile. Make him think he meant as little to you, as you obviously meant to him."


:-)

HAMBAR

What does being single feels like? Just asking.


SIGH

IT HAS BEEN TWO YEARS NOW

I miss the old you. I want the old you.
I dont want the new you thats always angry and dont gives a shit when im not there. Its unfair. Sigh. I know karma is doing its thang right now and yup, karma is definitely one motherfucking bitch ugh h8 thiz

Idky im being such an emotional pig. I always always exaggerate things. Muahahahahaha back to normal. KBAIBITCHES X

JUST ONE TOUCH

 Hmph. Penat sial. Ingat nak keluar hari ni but ugh. Kancil ada kat luar, boleh je aku start enjin. Start enjin jelah, bawak tak boleh. FETSDXCV! Jalan terbaik ialah tengok movie je sekarang ni and maybe later gerak Popeyes SM jap kot. I just loooooooove their mash potato ugh kbai

BE MY HERO

Betul la kata orang. Jangan gelak byk sgt, nanti nangis.



T.T

CRACK THE NECK

Wow its December. Already?!
And aku tak boleh pandang bawah sekarang ni.
Leher aku.. sakit. This is not good :o