Rambut Bertocang dan Berbaju Kurung

Tadi aku dengan ftn main-main dengan Anusheini dan Masziah.
Macam pukimak kitorang kene kan Anusheini tu. Ahaa.
Dia dan muka stressnya pun menjawab soalan ftn dengan,
"Ey Anusheinie, ey Anusheini, ey Anusheini! Blablablablabla!"
Aku duduk sebelah dia macam sial nak tahan gelak tapi tak boleh.
So gelak depan dia and dia dengan kawan karibnya, Angela buat muka tension. And cakap-cakap dalam tamil sambil point tangan, bukan jari je dekat kitorang.

DAHSYAT SIOT! MACAM CHANDRAMUKHI DIA JADI!

Random

I have an essay to write but still Im refusing to leave.

Imma Hater and Im Gonna Screw Ya

Anak iblis itu yg atas sekali ye.

This girl is fucking ruining my goddamn life and selalu je buat aku penat. haih. Dan namanya adalah Amira Kamarudin dan dia baru saje berumur 13 atau 14 tahun. Dia adalah one bloody hell of a copycat. Aku suda cuba bersabar dan sudah juga beribu kali aku dan rakan-rakan seperjuanganku pergi memaki dia ini tapi. Ye tapi. Dia memang bermuka talam dan bermuka tembok-bertembok-tembok. Apalah bodoh yang teramat sangat lah kau ni anjing? Aku cakap slow-slow dgn kau dulu kau cakap dah tak buat lah, apa babi lah, nak jadi kawan lah. Memang bullshit. Myspace aku kau tiru, blog aku kau tiru, lagu aku kau tiru, gambar aku kau tiru. Macam-macam la kau punya mengarut ni. Lepas ni kan, pegi berak tau. Then, tengok tahi-tahi kau tu and makan puas-puas ye adik Amira? Sebab tahi je yang boleh jadi penyedap kau sekarang ni sebelum aku betul-betul ludah dekat muka kau and rambut straightened kau tu :)

A Very Long List About

• I hate being alone in the dark, especially in my own house.
• I am not a big fan of texting. I like to call straight away if I wanna discuss something.
• I like sticking my fuck finger out to a lizzard/cicak.
• I need to be surrounded by people just to feel secured.
• I secretly watch porns and sometimes they bore me to death.
• I honestly stalk that certain people just to know what they're doing in life.
• I always get this envy kinda feeling by something that people owns or have or got.
• I kinda hate that sometimes people label me as a loud talkative one, even if I am.
• I certainly hate people that label me names and talk shit and spread something especially about me having sex with my boyfiee. It is none of your business and I am perfectly a healthy virgin. Alhamdulillah.
• I like to judge people by the way I see them and I know you are too. So, stfu and put that halo where it belongs.
• I hate it when people call fat people FAT. It's not GEMOK, it's BESAR. Talk about rude.
• I secretly dreams about being one of those star's position in the tele's drama. Get it? Don't?
• I like to get to know more about strangers when I meet em'.
• I sometimes like to make faces behind someone's back.
• I am totally a two-faced moron and Im being honest here.
• I want everyone to like me, even if it's not the real me.
• I can easily waste my tears by something that's so stupid and not worth to be cried on.
• I like to watch sad movies at home, so I can cry and cry even more dramatically.
• Again, I have a very sensitive and delicate and fragile heart that can burst into tears in no time.
• I get freaked out easily and be more paranoid than you can ever imagine.
• I like to shout when Im talking to someone.
• I hate my voice when they're in videos or record or something.
• I like to eat and eat at every different places. Well, that's what Im trying to do anyway.
• I am a body and beauty conscious.
• I like to stare at people and make them scared.
• I realized now that I have a very likely frowny face.
• I don't know how to snap my own picture at different angles.
• I like to depend on my mood when Im doing something.
• I am a total bloody hell lazy ass. Well, that's what Iman always said. Abaikan.
• They called me homeless because they said I looked like one. Nice.
• I am technically like a lalang. I get influenced by people easily and Im gonna be more alert now.
• I kinda get tired and annoyed when people doesn't understand how to chill and let loose. It's just a bloody hell joke! What's your fucking pblm?!
• I am obsessed with Iman's brother, Naufal. He's a bomb-dropper!
• I secretly still have a few tiny crushes on ............ err
• I like the way when people called me just Man :)
• And lastly, I have said this word like since forever and it actually means, "Aku penat la." --> "Aku bosan la."

Good Ol' Days Just Makes Me Wonder

Haih, Im home. Finally. It's been a long journey from Port Dickson to Selayang then to Kedah. And my buntut is starting to get crampy and bebulu and panas but yeah, its all worth it to the tiny bit last drop. heh. This year's Raya was a blast. Eh, I wouldn't say it like a bloody-hell-blast-we-should-do-it-again-forever that kinda thing, just a tiny little different i guess for this year's Raya and it was cool ;)

The kids are all grown up a lil bit now and they could easily caught me laughing like a donkey when they started cracking some of their new but lame jokes. Haih, I really miss em'. Their oh so gedik pictures are in my Myspace album, so just cekidaut from there. Maleh nk upload in here, too much waiting. heh. And yeah, some of my aunts just got me drooled all over them! And they're just in their early and mid twenties and they are pretty much gorgeous and rich and successful. Boy, what a package. phew! Im hungry and I could starved to death if someone doesn't get my meals done. Hmm, Im wishing for a fish right now. Maybe Manhattan Fish Market I would attack today! YUMMAY!

And am I too late for wishing u a big..

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI

dan MAAF ZAHIR dan BUTT-IN!

Boy You Sure Got Me Drooled!

I didn't come to school for like two days in a row now. Thank God my class teacher didn't call me or something because that's what we like to do bila ada classmate kitorang tak datang. We would all go ballistic like, "Call dia cikgu! Call rumah dia! Call sekarang cikgu! Dia pemalas cikgu!!!" Eheh, sekor-sekor psycho maniacs. And I think Iman got quite pissed with me. I guess because I told her I would come, as I have to hand the koko book but forgive me Manan wey, Im fucking lazy. Geesh. Sorry dude :/

And right now, I really don't have a clue about how the hell am I going to hand the god damn koko book. Haih, mesti fikir mesti fikir or Im screwed and Pn C would kill me. Well not literally kill me, but you got the point. sighsighsigh. I AM SO STARVING AT THE MOMENT AND I COULD, I MEAN WILL EAT ANYTHING THAT COMES NEAR ME! So, don't come near me. Just back off a lil' bit +,+

I can't wait for the fasting month to come to an end. I just can't wait to start the engine and get to eat macam biasa all over again. Well, pardon me for saying that and screw you for getting mad but Im just happy Raya is around the corner.
Yeay, SUSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Im dying to eat sushi oh. Ooh, how lucky am I the place was just a couple of steps away from my house. Cool-no-shit ;)

Buckle Up and Get Ready Because

It is another day of the same old bullshit! YEAY!
Im tired. haih.

Im Totally Screwed

I can't stand when someone is nagging. They're just get the damn on my nerves. And yeah, I am bragging specially about my sister and others who could nag for like FOREVER! For those who like to nag. On me. Real hard. Just so you know, Im not a big fan on what sort of nags you could create. This is totally bullshit. Oh yeah, just like I posted on the other day, I am getting pretty tired and disgusted and sick and blergh with this blog thingy. I can't write.


I know this is pretty lame because I've been saying those words for like 279, 492, 749, 136582 times now. Haih.

Lemme Hear U Say Bah to the Bik

OINK OINKY OINK!

Aku tak tau kenapa but bila aku nampak ada budak cina dekat class aku ni aku terbayang dia macam one hell of a roasted pig oh. Alah, yang khinzir tu digolek-golekkan macam dekat iklan Kenny Rogers tu and berkilat-kilat kulit khinzir tu bila digolekkan. Sumpah aku tak tau kenapa. Maybe sebab kulit dia ni selalu jadi pink-pink sikit kut. And isi dia ni gemuk macam khinzir. And maybe sebab dia makan khinzir itu sendiri. Eh, aku tak makan babi ye. And aku tak hadap pun macam mana rasa diorang. Harap maklum.


Yela, sorry la aku bayangkan kau macam tu but ntah la..

Heavy Stalker

Im currently stalking someone's DeviantArt right now.
Ahah, it could be u though ;)


What?

Wake Up U Dreamer!

Hah, I came across to this one blog the other day. Her blog is quite fun to read and ok cool. Then, I read this one post about the relationship between u and ur exes and it got me thinking straight away. Why cant we befriend with them? Why most of the time kan, after we had spent our whole friggin' life together, and tiba-tiba out of nowhere, poof we broke up and didn't even bother to befriend again with him/her.

And it makes me a lil' bit sad and annoyed at the same time because sometimes when we bumped into each other, I was like a total stranger to him. Haih.



Whatever ;/

Round, Round and Round U'll Go!

Whoaa, Im having a double messed up headache right now and it wont go away. I think maybe, just maybe it is caused by some angin in my tummy due to this fasting month. Mama la kata. heh. Or u know what mama, it could still be a migraine or or a brain tumor! I am totally writing some shit and this is so not funnaaaaayh. Whatever and u're a loser. Wakaka wasabri -..-"

*Breath in* I think I wanna head to my room sekarang ni. My head is spinning like crazy fuck drunken bitch and I cant take it anymore. Ooh, yeah I still got to finish doing something. How I wish for wan to be here. So I could leave all this sewing stuff to my one and only lovely nanny/nenek. <-- Sigh. Jangan nak omputih sangat.

Bloody Pissed Off

Sumpah mcm pukimak tadi! I just got back from Pavi just now. As it was Saturday, as usual la packed with loads of teenagers here and there. As soon as we arrived, straight away kitorang headed to the cinema. At first ingat nak tengok Final Destination 3D punya but we got there 20 minutes later, as the timing was 1.45 so cancel jela and switch to The Ugly Truth. The line was quite long, so we had to wait for like 15 minutes kut because there was this group of guys dekat depan tu took their own sweet time to pick their seats. Geesh.

Then, after waiting for like forever, its our turn. finally. And we asked for The Ugly Truth, picked the seat and all and dah keluar duit dah ni. And suddenly, that bitch guy told us that this movie is strictly for 18 and above. They will check for your IC even if u have already purchased the ticket, there's no way u can go in. And the fucking part was, he smiled when he said that. He actually enjoyed saying that. What a bloody shit?! So, we had to switched again to Imagine that/ Ugh, I dont really care about not getting in but that dick-headed smile he gave me sure make me pissed! BABILANCAULEMBUKHINZIR!

It was 2.35 and we headed to the ticket counter. The guy who supposed to check for your so-called IC dont even bother to look at the ticket that we had bought. He just ripped the ticket off and we're free to go. PUKIMAK!

CURSE YOU YOU FUCK HEADED COUNTER GUY
AND YOU AND YOUR SMILE CAN BURN IN HELL!

Dont Judge, Just Dont

Haha. I, Aiman Maisarah Yahya have officially downloaded not one but TWO songs from the korean band tu, that is Super Junior. Gaah, what a bummer. I dont even like korean bands before. Download any of their songs? Harapan. But haha. I remembered saying this to my friends, "Tak habis-habis korea! Bkn nya best pun! hahaha!" Guess I was wrong huh? Wtvv ok. I dont give a fuck about the comments that ur going to say me. A hypocrite? A two-faced? Haha. Pegi jahanam! Aku just download Cooking Cooking and Sorry Sorry je. Yeah, aku selalu dengar orng asyik nyanyi je. Nak try dengar sendiri jugak. And its not that bad after all. heh. And after hearing the songs couple of times, to my utter gut surprise, aku da boleh hafal lagu diorang! OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH :O

Chow.

Bughok Beno Muka Nya

Aku tktau ape mslh aku and sumpah horrible sial aku gelak time ni! :O

Ditch the Books, Start Partying!

AHAH, yeah la ftn. today is quite hot la. angin panas ey? ok, as i was remembering something just now, and this thought came straight into my mind. i didnt actually study anything for today's lesson at school. aah la kan, not at all. and the upcoming final's are just around the corner and i still 'huhahuha-ing' with my friends. <-- thats what my parents used to say to me but not at my pengotor sister. keldai unfair betul -..-" and not to forget, next year ur going to take the bloody-pin-hole SPM, aiman. sabri to the yunus. sigh, i do berazam to study for 3 hours straight but u know, cant really resist the temptation for other sweet stuffs. for example like this one. just have to finish this first, then maybe study. naah, i dont think so. hmph, bila nak start study nya ni? i dont wanna fail again in math and acc ;/

Hah, today in math class i kinda got real mad at the teacher. hish, please la stop calling my name and ask me to sit in front la ape la. it is really unfair bcs other's pun ada cakap jugak en? especially ftn. bullshit bullshit! but wtv it is, still love you Pn S :) and btw, laughing hysterically with ftn rawr was ruined by that bloody bitch in my class. u're starting to get on my nerves and stop testing my patience bcs im going to explode one day. right now, i think u better take a step back away from me bcs u annoyed me real hard and sorry bcs i cant accept that. if u know who u are, again i'm sorry.

Im quite bored right now, especially when i got home. but this boredom will change as my sis are coming home this night. nice. and tomorrow's plan for break fast together kan, apasal aku rasa mcm tk jadi ni? hmph, mmg wasted habis ah if tk jadi en. but hooray, D and haznie are coming back from their oh so far away schools and i think maybe jadi la kut. hope so. jum tarawikh/terawikh/trawikh together jum? :D

History of a Pervert

I am technically bored to death right now. TQVM.

I miss my friends. I miss my
punching-fucky-bag real bad.
I miss that one hell of a bitch
guy named Faliq Koderi.
sigh. i love you ♥

Job of The Day

And btw, td masa BM cikgu suro talk about your ambition. cikgu tu tanya sorang-sorang anak muridnya ape ambition kau and kami pun menjawab,

Iman: Suri Rumah/Desperate Housewife *innocent je job dia ni
Fatin: Freelance Photographer. *sumpah bajet!
Thara: Journalist *cikgu ckp dia ni bole influence people, like duh
Aiman: Lawyer and a part-time DJ *yoyo wassap!
Masziah: Usahawan <-- dia ni mmg bah to the bik. cikgu ada sebut yg usahawan skrng ni senang jd billionaire and dia bangga so dia angkat-angkat kening. bole pegi mati tk mydin? -..-"

WA SABRI YUNUS

Okay. Today was like f-word shit! i laughed a lot these days and i laugh for no reason at all. mybe thats just bcs im only 16 and i dont take everything seriously.. well sometimes jela. but like sho? who cares? i know u dont. stfu.

Hmm, after school yg mcm kacau sikit. ninie, alya and mira ada 2.10 class but me, iman and ftn da chow da. then, sampai kat school field ktrng da start gelak-gelak da, about ape ntah. i fogot la u. AHAA. tiba-tiba aku dgr ftn gelak-gelak and ckp "WAWAWA SABRI!" and it was like freaking hell kelakar sial and i started to laugh real hard sampai menjerit-jerit. actually, dia nak WAWAWASABI/wasabi yg sushi thing tu but i've mistaken it for wa sabri. mcm pukik. and since then je, bila gelak mesti ada wawawa sabri yunus. sampai record sial dkt camera ftn. gila tak gila? lawak bodoh betul la benda ni. but mmg lawak. WAWAWA SABRI YUNUS! ;D

Lantak kau if benda ni tak lawak but u should see us doing the hand thingy when smue tgh semangat shouting wasabri yunus tu. sempoi ah. OHOHOH

p/s: Kau tau tk Sabri Yunus tu yg mana? tau tk? *angkat kening

Random

I'm getting pretty tired of this thing. sigh.

Kaching-ching!

I wanna find a DJ/keyboard instrument player.
Oyeah, like a fucking roasted pig I want 'em real bad!

Oh man, and a rockstar too. YUMMAY!

Move! Move! MOVE!

Ada sebutir nasi telah tersekat di celah tekak aku and battery handphone aku low and aku malas nak amek charger and kesian faliq. haha. yeah, kesian faliq ;p

Aku tiada pekerjaan di sini. maaf lah.
Aku teramatlah membosankan. maaf sekali lagi lah.


*pahal aku emo ni? :O

Falling Apart

There's this kind of people that makes me high.
Another certain type of people pulak makes me sigh.
And another one pulak just makes me high jugak. but high in blood pressure. They annoyed me so much, aku rasa mcm nak ludah kat muka org tu. yappayappa! "__"

But aku baik. yeah, aku mmg baik. like sho? lantak aku ah nak puji diri sendiri ke ape? pegi mampus! i have this kinda feeling mcm nak upbraid org and afterwards impale them sampai mati. ok la, pengsan pun bole la. sighsigh. mana la kwn-kwn aku ni di saat aku memerlukan mereka? ;/

I am totally utterly and the uttermost boring person in the world.
Saya tak pandai buat lawak jenaka. sorry la.
And yeah, saya pun tak perlukan awak dalam hidup saya. tapi..

Just Look at His Hair!

Xuck Up and Down

Sigh, i am pretty lazy to right something skrng ni.
and LIKE SHO?! <-- new word utk dicakapkan kpd org everyday. bagus. sangat bagus. tersangatlah marbeles.


Sekarang ni plak currently asyik dgr Attack by 30 Seconds to Mars.

Tengah jerit-jerit ni. mcm watafak best sbb aku da maleh nak fikir sgt pasal org-org ni, baik kawan or bukan kawan. korng bole pegi ikut sukahati korng nak buat ape dgn jantan masing-masing or in your own friggin' life. get pregnant ke melancap ke bela khinzir ke, i dont want to know <-- bajet. menipu sial! HOHO


And technically, i am in lurb dgn Michelle Trachtenberg for no reason. like sho? best la sebut perkataan ni. rasa bebas dari ancaman 8)