I Just Want..

Im fucking tired. Fuck me lah.


...

And tiba-tiba je aku rindu suzy.chia yg dulu.
Yg bukan kept telling everybody all those kau-kan-hot bullshit tu.
KREK-KREK-KREK bodoh lah camni ==

Human Photoshop

Ok. Sekarang ni aku banyak habiskan masa aku dgn tgk movie. And kadang-kadang je aku tgk buku. Tu pun kakak aku paksa. Heh. Dia cakap SPM ni dia nak aku dpt A dalam Bahasa Malaysia, Bahasa Inggeris, Matematik, Agama, Prinsip Perakaunan, dan Sains. 6A je aku dapat? (InsyaAllah) Tu pun kalau dapat lah. Macam tak berguna je aku ni. Takpe takpe. Kita tgk sape yg tak berguna lepas ni.

Tapi sampai sekarang aku taktau nak jadi ape. Bapak aku cakap dia tak kisah aku nak jadi ape sekali pun tp yg penting lulus dan ada A ke byk A dia ckp. Lebih kurang la. Tp sampai sekarang aku malas nak belajar. Bila aku start belajar aku rasa takde lah teruk sgt belajar ni. Tapi esok tu aku tetap malas. Haih. SUSAH-SUSAH.

Next year dah mula ada homework. Aku benci homework. Terutama sekali yg part susah punya. Kalau ada homework pun aku nak yg senang-senang je. "Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku, bagi lah homework tahun depan aku dapat buat dan teramatlah senang utk aku menjawabnya. Amin."

Now She Got Me Singing

Ok. Mmg lumrah hidup ah kalau kita cakap belakang-belakang ni. Even aku yg baik ni pun aku tak bape terkejut korang ada jugak cakap belakang. EHEM! Kita just kene buat bodoh jelah. Kalau kita buat benda baik takde sape pulak nk cakap kan. So fikir lah balik ape kau dah buat. Mulut orang ni kita tak boleh nak tutup melainkan kita bagi.. Dildo. TEEEEEEEET! GASAK TAK TAU! ;-P

And serious shit aku tak sabar nak dtg rumah Ftn esok. Sebelum tu pegi Jusco tgk movie. Iman nak layan JALANG dol! >:-D

Are You Hungry For Americans?

Comments: Mula-mula mmg slow sikit, nyaris nak tutup. Then mmg penuh dgn lawak bodoh. Aku suka dua part cakap ni, "Haa inilah yg kita taktau ni!" "Eeee, sape mat salleh bodoh ni?" Mmg aku gelak gila babi ah time Serina Misterina tu. LAWAK! Rates: ♥♥♥♥♥

Comments: Aku tak suka hantu budak yg dlm poster ni. Gigi buruk cukup ah! And aku benci pakcik tua kepala terbalik tu. Main kejar-kejar kepala babi dia ah. AKU BENCI HANTU KEJAR-KEJAR YG LAJU NI! Rates: ♥♥♥♥♥

Comments: WAH aku tgk unrated punyaaa. Heh. Aku tak suka gigi tajam dia bila dia nak makan org tu. BABI HODOH! And aku perasan dia jarang tutup mulut dia. Konon sexy ah tuu? And mmg WOW lah bila dia buat lesbian scene dgn Needy tu. HEHE >:'D Rates: ♥♥♥♥♥

I ♥ ME

Sure enough, on this very date, 26th of Dec,
I've technically become a year older.

Happy 16th Birthday to me,
Aiman Maisarah Yahya :")

Spin The Wheel

Comments: Hmm cerita ni cool lah jugak eventho lembab nak mampus. But still aku dpt bertahan sbb hero dia dlm cerita Shopaholic tuuu. Mmg WOW lah! Dia basically cerita dah nk dekat dgn Twilight, New Moon semua sbb dia ada kaitan dgn werewolves. But tkde lah werewolves dia bertubuh sikspek mcm New Moon tuu. BLERGH! Ok done :-) Rates: ♥♥♥♥♥

Comments: GAWD rasa mcm nk makan je screen bila tgk menatang ni. Dah lah masa dia kecik comel je dgn mata bulat dia tu. AWWWW! And yes, I admit aku penah ckp yg cerita ni busan but wtv. Heh. So yup, this movie is hella fun to watch. Mmg oh-so-delicious SLURP! Rates: ♥♥♥♥♥

Oh So EASY

Location: Kampung aku dekat Kedah.
Sape-sape nk beras free, moh la dtg sini sendiri.
Haha. Bodoh aku nak berak. Ciao.

Zombieland

Comment: Hmm ok ok lah. Tak busan sgt, tak kelakar sgt. Tapi mcm sial je aku byk jerit! Org lain diaaaaaaam je. Aku rasa diorang tu takde perasaan kut :/ Rates: ♥♥♥♥♥

Im Here. Im Right Here.

Ok. Aku update nanti, eh?
Sekarang byk dugaan dan cabaran.
And aku tau ramai rindu aku en?
Hehe. Aku mmg tau. Aku mmg boleh agak.
Alaa sweet la korang ni ;')


Haktuih. Ciao.

Bangkok, Thailand

Will be away from 16th - 19th of Dec.
Yes, I honestly can't fucking wait.
Aku nak jugak pegi Siam Square.
Shopping sampai meletup poket.
Tapi sayang, Olympus FE-4010 takde :8(

And aku cukup benci org kerek.
Tapi aku rasa aku lagi kerek,
So tak jadi lah benci-benci ni. HUA-HUA.

Eh doakan aku selamat tiba dan selamat sampai, ya? :'* :'*

Come Holla At Me

SUMPAH AKU CAKAP NI.
Aku sakit hati bila aku on, kau pun on.
Bila tgk online friends, muncul pula kau dgn kwn kau tu.
Rasa mcm nak tumbuk je screen kasi tepat kena pic kau.
Da ah tak tegur. Nak delete sayang pulak sbb kau buat private. Number hp kau pun aku rasa aku takde. Kau tukar dah en?
Ya, aku tau ah benda skrng ni web tu public tapi aku sakit hati.
Betul ni. Eeh. LANCAU-LANCAU.

Agak biol lah en kalau jadi cmni tiap-tiap kali. HAIH. Tapi dia budak pilot tuu.

2012

Comment: Hmm aku tgk kt bilik. Kinda cool effects dia semua en. And ada ah jugak setitik air mata mengalir sbb tak tahan tgk org jatuh-jatuh mati. Menggigil jugak lah tgk sbb time tu on aircond. Tapi ape-ape pun aku tetap tak bape suka cerita ni sbb aku punya suka lah nk suka ke tak. Rates: ♥♥♥♥♥

Its Been A Bumpy Ride

Ok. Mmg byk gila benda jadi masa aku tak update. Mula-mula ape ntah, aku tak ingat. Then ape ntah, aku tak ingat jugak. Lepas tu pulak, party Thara. Mmg WHOA habis ah. Ok, honestly ingat taknak datang. (Atleast Im being honest here) Then gagahkan jugak sbb dia dah susah-payah dtg open house aku, jadi kena balas :')

Senang cerita party dia mcm ni:

1. Thara's mum picked us up dekat SM.
2. Sampai Perangsang Golf Club something (nama tak ingat)
3. Lunch
4. Swimming
5. Dinner
6. Karaoke tak ingat dunia dekat SM
7. JOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
8. JOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET LAGI!
9. Balik.
   
   

Mmg hebat. Pictures semua dekat album Myspace sorang-sorang yg pegi. Aku maleh nk upload. And thank you Thara xx

And oh, hari tu aku ada bet bola dgn sorang ni. Team mana kalah kena belanja Prosperity Burger. Dia Chelsea, aku Everton. Poo. Mmg asyik ckp besar je dia. Kata Chelsea mesti menang ah ape semua. Lepas tu bila Everton dpt score sikit, mula emo. Bila kata sikit pasal Chelsea, mula melenting. Ape punya perangai. Then suroh Kerul tolong tgkkan score. Dia lembab pulak nak bagitau aku. BENGANG-BENGANG. Nak suroh Faliq, dia tak layan bola. Haih. SUSAH-SUSAH. Last sekali,

Chelsea VS Everton

DRAW

Haha. Kesian sial >:'D

Bahagianya Aku Kalau..

Alah kacau ah. Hari ni Uncle Rom takde pulak dekat rumah. Baru ingat nak pergi rumah dia. Haha. Aku dgn Ninie dah belagak dah dekat diorang semua masa dekat tuition. "Lepas ni kitorang ada destinasi kitorang. Hmmmmmm. Haha."

Tapi balik tu kitorang dah siap lalu jalan jauh dah semata nak lalu depan rumah Uncle Rom nak tgk sape pulak yg dtg. Tapi kosong je. Tanya Kak Nor (bibik uncle) Uncle Rom pergi mana tapi Kak Nor taktau. Mmg hancur masa depan aku! Hish.

Aku sumpah tak tipu weh. Mamat-mamat yg dtg rumah Uncle Rom semua mmg LAZAT-LAZAT belaka! Maklumlah, Uncle kan ada dlm industri music ni, so byk band dtg rumah dia nak discuss-discuss. Dan kitorang sebagai jiran patut dtg melihat bersama. Tak boleh kedukut sgt. Ahaa.

Tapi semua Ninie punya salah time hari tu!
Uncle Rom dah ajak masuk rumah dah,
Tapi kau tu buat bodoh je.
Aku yg tak bape rapat sgt ni takan nak terjah je kut.
Last-last balik rumah sendiri, frust menonggeng.
ARGH AKU BENGANG DGN KAU NINIE SBB TK BERTINDAK CEPAT!


Ok. Pening. Kepala. Ciao.

You Know That I Can Use Someone Like You?

It's fucking annoying sial bila:

• Aku start sumpah-seranah bila ada je benda pasal pompuan ni muncul dpn aku.
• Aku buat semua org bengang.
• Aku jealous tak tentu pasal.
• Aku start emo tak tentu pasal.
• Aku start emo, then aku salahkan Faliq.
• Aku salah tapi Faliq yg mintak maaf.
• Aku salah tapi Faliq yg tak henti-henti pujuk.
• Aku salah, Faliq salah tapi org backup Faliq.
• Aku buat Faliq sedih/risau/marah.
• Aku tau Faliq syg aku teramat sgt but still aku gatal.

Im sorry syg. Didn't mean to. But I love you too, ok? ♥

Do Me A Favor, Eh?

Have You Lose Your Shitnity?!

Ok. Here I am, sitting, kumpul lemak, stalking everyone's blogs, like there's nothing better to do on this pretty much the same old boring night. And OOH! I just realized how much I love to see pages filled with tons of pretty photos. Haih. They just made my day. Like seriously. Ok. Lame.

And I watched The Biggest Loser - Asia just now at Hallmark. It's pretty amazing how they can lose their weight like byk gila in just a short of time. Losing 14 kilos in couple of weeks are not just plain numbers ok. That's HUGE. And it inspires me to toned down a lil' bit. You know, cut down some numbers, and to be honest with you, Im 55 kg right now. Aah, aku mmg berat pun. Heh. Then, I've decided to check on their website biggestloserclub.asia to find out more and I have to say, Im sorta upset because we have to pay for registration fees and all those shits to make an account. Haih.

Esok maybe hari membusankan kut. Im taking class for Accounts because my Accounts really sucks like hell. I don't do real good in something that consist of numbers. I hate numbers. And just because esok diorang kata free. I think its only for trial lah kut. Nak pancing punya pasal. Heh. And guess where's that? Dekat Warta Lama. Haha. Best betul tempat tu. Penuh dgn adventure. Penuh dgn rempit. Jadi boleh ada alasan nak bawak gunting, pisau, pedang, sabit, cangkul. Haih. For better or worse, just have to suck it all in. Haih. Pity.



Chuck me. Im done.

Olympus FE-4010

Aku nak yg putih. Hmm kalau buruk aku pilih kelabu asap tu.
Tapi sedihnya..

Random

Currently googling. Ciao.

Tequila For My Friend And It Makes Her Flirty

Aku baru je riki-riki/usha/tgk/check out ada this one junior sekolah aku punya blog. Bapak ah aku baca mcm syahdu je entries dia semua en. And semuanya mesti ada kaitan dgn bf dia lah. Bagai nak rak la dia punya bie baby syg ucuk acik alang semua. Haih. Aku baca pun agak tak paham apa yg dia try nak explain sbb ayat-ayat dia pakai mmg PERGH senang kata aku kena baca byk kali jugak lah. Heh. Kepada owner yg terasa tu, bak kata Amir Raja Lawak la eh, "Oops Im sorry."


Layan.

Trust Me When I Say That I'll Be Okay, K?

Ok. Just got back from Curve with Faliq. Supposed to watch Planet 51 but the timing was kinda bad so we ditched Planet 51 and switch to another movie. Comment starts here: So we watched Couples Retreat and it is amazingly hilarious. I think its a must watch for all love birds. I laughed out loud like I don't know how many times and to my surprise, Faliq pun gelak jugak. He laughed so hard kut.. and very loud. Tapi dekat time yg aku rasa tak funny langsung pun. So agak pelik. Heh. Rates: If I were an alien with loads of thumbs, I'd definitely give this movie hella stacks of thumbs up :')

And before we went to Curve, we stopped by at Rasta for awhile. Sumpah banyak gila babi bag yg lawa-lawa. Sial je aku takde duit time tu. Mmg ber-haih lah aku sepanjang masa. Haih. But I managed to buy something with surprisingly only RM20. Well its a secondhand something but I think it's worth it. It's a DIY thingy kut.
GOOD JOB-GOOD JOB.

Then when we decided to go back, I got a text saying that Mira keluar dgn gang Ampang. Haih. Bila kitorang ajak keluar, byk pulak bunyi nya. Hmm I think what you did is pretty unfair kut to all of us but what the hell, sokay la. Benda dah jadi kan :') Then, Iman pulak text and started asking me about this S girl. And yes, I admit she's pretty. Muka dia sumpah innocent gila babi and her voice lagi la kecik-kecik je. Tapi heh kau jgn terkejut kalau tau satu benda ni..

PING-PONG Lovers

He's also a DJ I think.
I fall-face-flat for hot delicious DJs. YUMMY!
But do you know who he is?
I BETCHA DON'T! >:'D

Belagak sial. AHAA. (And fyi this is NOT David Guetta)

It's Been A Year and Forty Days Now :')

Gaah I honestly can't wait for this 16/12.
Nak pegi dekat atas ni!

And yeah smlm gaduh BESAR PUNYA dgn Faliq.
Nyaris-nyaris je. Fuh nyaris-nyaris.
Again Im really sorry ok?
Just don't you give up on me that easily :/

Eh aku tak mandi lagi. RAMBUT AKU-RAMBUT AKU. Ciao.

Ya See My Tongue? I Dare You To Lick It

EVERYTHING IS SHIT
EXCEPT YOU, LOVE ♥

I NEED MY FALIQ

EFF YOO SEE KAY BABY

Sumpah harini aku mcm takde mood langsung. Mula-mula mcm excited ah jugak tapi dah lama tu rasa mcm sorang-sorang perangai mcm syeiten. Da ah ada jerawat ni! Sbb harini lah aku dah terasa mcm malas pulak nak keluar ramai-ramai dgn strangers after this lepas benda ni dah jadi. Buat musnah hari aku je. Baik tak payah. Haih.

Ingat nak tgk Planet 51 tapi tak jadi. Agak bengang tapi takpe lah. Tapi aku rasa Fatin lagi bengang kut sbb tak dapat tgk New Moon. Haha. Lepas ni pulak Faliq dah start busy dgn final dia. Kakak aku pun sama. PENING-PENING! Belum ape-ape lagi aku dah rindu nak keluar dgn diorang. Hmph!


AlyaMiraDayahFatinHaznieImanNinie > Bila lagi ni? :/


Aku nak kereta. Aku nak keluar. Alone.
Bagi aku kereta. Bagi aku keluar. Heaven :')

I Have Everything In My Life But Imma Have You Tonight

Aku tgh busan gila babi skrng. Nak harapkan Myspace jelah baru aku ok sikit sbb ada diorang semua yg mcm tungkik ni. Haih. Esok maybe keluar tapi tak tau kemana. Da lah takde duit ni $.$

Hmm hari tu aku mimpi pasal pistol. Pendek cerita, aku dgn kakak aku main tembak-tembak dekat pasar mana ntah. Mat Indon mcm haram byk gila! Lepas tu pandang-pandang. Tau lah aku hot. HO-HO-HO. (Sape jeling-jeling bila baca ni jeles ah tu.)

Kakak aku guna pistol. Aku main senapang yg BESAR PUNYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Tgh syok-syok main tembak-tembak ni, aku boleh terjatuh pulak dekat longkang. Kakak aku mcm kene rasuk doh. Dia tembak aku tanpa henti. Brutal sial. Tapi cara dia tembak kelakar bodoh. Aku taktau mcm mana nk explain tapi mmg kelakar. Bila aku jumpa korang, aku cerita ah mcm mana kakak aku tembak, eh? Haha. Ha bullet dia byk gila ah kene dahi aku yg bak flowerhorn ni tapi aku steady je. Tak mati pun. AHAA. Aku pulak terkial-kial baru nak masuk kan peluru dlm senapang aku. NOOB -.- Ayah aku pulak ada je dekat tepi tgh tgk kitorang. Dia buat bodoh je. Org kate "Chill ma bradah!" Lepas tu mat Indon semua tgk-tgk kitorang mcm show. Haih.

Then kakak aku kejut suroh bangun sbb dah pukul 4 petang. Gaah ganas tak ganas? MUAH SIKIT! >8')

This Is Not A Secret Anymore, I've Been Confused

Comments: Caleb is fucking hot in this but the rest of the story was just ok la. Rate: ♥♥♥♥♥