MMG SERONOK HABIS DAH NI

Maleh ah nak update sebab aku update pun
bukan semua paham. Nak merajuk ah camni >.>


(Haha)

KISS ME, KILL ME

YOU SAY AKU

Budak annoying kening tebal >-<


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I WONT SHED A TEAR

PAHAL MCM KIMAK SGT NI DOH?
PAHAL AKU RASA MCM NK TAMPAR KAU DOH?
PAHAL AKU RASA MCM ASYIK BENGANG JE DGN KAU DOH?
PAHAL AKU RASA AKU MAKIN DAH TK SUKA KAU DOH?
PAHAL HA? PAHAL SERONOK SGT FEEL DIA DOH?




%*&*$&%!

MEGABUBOLS WTF?

Ok. Mlm ni sumpah lawak gila!
And td dekat FB, Faizah Hassan ada buat this one confession.
And hahaha, I kinda promised her not to tell anyone.
So.. And lagi satu, dia introduced me to this one fistfight game.
AND HELL YEAH IT KICKED MY ASS HAHA >O<
Its Bubole something. Cant rmbr. Oh just google it!
And my name is FITCH btw.
So do fight with me, yeah? ;-)

..

Tmrw maybe keluar with my sistah kot.
And hmm right, mid terms are gonna be this coming Monday and I didn't study much so..

:-(

PFFT HELL YEAH

I WANNA BITE NEW YORK

OFF TO AMAL BRACES'S!
ITS GONNA BE ONE HELLUVA PARTY!
WELL IT BETTER BE BCS I PAID FOR IT! RM10 OK!

*&$#^&$&* (Cit ada ke dia suroh kita byr! Tak malu!)

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ITS 5.35 IN THE MORN RGHT NW

PEH TEH SABAH TU MMG KAW-KAW LAH DOL!

MMG TAK GEDEGANG PULAK MATA AKU SAMPAI KE SUBUH TWO DAYS IN A ROW >O.O<

(Sape nak meh la aku kasi try dua bungkus rm1)

IM IN THE HOUSE

Great. Ayah aku dah balik.

Baru skrng boleh aku pegi Popular beli buku past-year punya and some pens.

Pencil case aku tertinggal dkt Perfection. SIGH RINDU~

And yeahs, Mcdeluxe and Big Mac. Yahoo!

GET WASTED GET DRUNK

HAHA I AM SO DEAD >.<

Aku lupa aku masak air nak buat maggie td.
So rumah aku tgh bau hangit and berasap-asap skrng ni sbb air dah kering.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KENAPA AKU SELALU LUPA?

DELICIOUS STARTS RIGHT HERE

OOH MOY FOQING GOAAAAAT! >.<

YEAHS, I SO WANT ONE!

NO SCRATCH THAT! I WANT ALLLLL OF IT!!!

THESE SHOULD BE MY EVERYDAY BREAKFAST DOH!
OKAY MAYBE NOT EVEYRDAY PFFT BUT STILL..

LAMA TK MAKAN THEIR NUGGETZ AND CHICKENZ! DROOLZZZZ!

I WANT THOZE! (EXCEPT FOR THE SALAD LAH, EUW)

THOSE CREAM MMG FUCKER SIAL O.O

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH! I WANT! I WANT!

AKU NAK PEPSI BLUEEEEEEEE! ;-(

ANGUS MUSHROOM AND SWISS ♥

I AM SO FREAKING MAD BCS MCD SM DOESN'T SELL THIS BABY.
SCREW YOU MCD SM!

GEE AI EM HANGRI LA

Kenapa mesti sekolah aku buat mid-term rght after holiday?
Kenapa tk buat je mid-term tu sama mcm sekolah lain?
And gawd, aku nak Mcd gila babi but aku tknak beli guna duit sendiri.
And please, aku taknak pegi class Accounts harini.
PLEASE BAH! PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASEE?!
Sedih ah kene paksa-paksa ni :-(
(Nanti tgk ah aku drop class Acc senyap-senyap! Tgk ah!)

Hmm rasa mcm nk bake/cook something lah skrng.
And aku tetap nak Mcd! AKU TUNGGU NI CHUCK!


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I NEED ENERGY! I NEED V!

ZERABUT ZIAL OTAK AKU!
PASZ ME THOZE PAINKILLERZ PLEAZE >.<

WAKA WAKA WAKAKA PFFT
GFIDJGHFD BHOTGJEF VWRIO FWUFYH
GAWD IM TIRED AND MESSY AND SMELLY.
AND ALL I NEED IS THE DOUBLE APA MCD TU.
HMM DOUBLE BIG MAC TU AND MCDELUXE JUGAK.
AND YEAHS, HARUSLAH KITA PEKENA TIDO DOL!

URGH PLEASE LA ANYONE PEGI SM AND DTG RUMAH AKU PASS MCD!
(TGH TADAH TGN)


P/S Good luck syg for your paper harini. I know you can do it. Easzy peaszy :-)

YOU DONT SEE THAT ONE COMING, HUH?

RIDE BY CIARA FT LUDACRIS

DIA TAKDE LEMAK DOL, JUST MUSCLES JE.
THIS COULD BE ME AFTER, WHAT, MAYBE 2 OR 3 YEARS FRM NW.

WHO BLOODY KNOWS HAHAHAHAHA

PLEASE FUCK YOUR OWN LIFE

Ok. I dunno why but aku sekarang ni tgh sedaya upaya utk try tk tgk dashboard tumblr/acc tumblr aku. I simply dunno why. Weird huh? Maybe bcs I followed lotsa people and they kinda update a little too much and my head just going nuts by just looking at them. Well, I tried to unfollow them but ya know, that's just too cruel for me so no, maybe not. (Aku baik) Hehe tiddle hee~

Ok, might go out and study somewhere around Mcd drivethru tu. Falek ada final, aku ada mid-term. So.. And after that aku nak tgk rumah sewa dia dekat Kuchai Lama. Just checking, tinjau kepala sana sini and certainly NOT GOING INSIDE. I FUCKING KNOW MY LIMIT OK. SO DONT BLOODY SPREAD SOME SHIT ASS RUMOR SAYING THAT I SLEPT WITH HIM OR SOMETHING. Heh. Eh-mo. (Bcs it happened couple of years ago. Urgh those bitches! So Im trying to take some precautions here, if you know what I mean)

But who knows we might end up ditching the books and the plan and catch some movies instead ;-)

BYE JERR JERR! MANDI B-)

YOUNG MULA BABY ♥

HE'S MY #2 GUY AND WILL YA JUST TAKE A LOOK AT HIS TATTOOED HOT BOD?
LIKE FUCK IM DROOLING RGHT NOW ZZZZ

NIGGAZ BE CHILLIN BABY ♥

MOHAMMAD FALIQ KODERI AKA MY #1 GUY :-*

THE FUCKING DWAYNE MICHAEL CARTER, JR ♥♥♥

MICHAEL STEVENSON AKA TYGA

TERIUS YOUNGDELL NASH AKA THE DREAM

CORNELL HAYNES, JR AKA NELLY

LARON LOUIS JAMES AKA JUELZ SANTANA 

HAKEEM SERIKI AKA CHAMILLIONAIRE

TRY TO REMEMBER THIS ONE IMAN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MCM GAJAH TKDE HIDUNG SIALZZ

HAHAHA LMFAO LOL OR WTV YOU CALLED IT

I freaked out even more when I found out that Thara Anisha is together with Ninie.
You don't get my blessing Thara. HAHAHAHA

-The Evil Kenevil Iman

MENCIK LAH SIALZZ

ARGH! CILAKE SIAL FACEBOOK!
AKU DAH UPLOAD SAMPAI BERJUTA-JUTA PIC NI
AND FINALLY DAH NAK HABIS
BUT DIA BOLEH BANTAI UPLOAD FAIL PULAK!


BLOODY FUCK YOU STUPID RETARD!!




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Hai Nak Berkenalan Plish?

Ok. Sumpah lawak gila babi smlm.
Mula-mula Iman ah tiba-tiba text kata ada rempz mana ntah kacau dia tk habis-habis call nak kenal apa babi semua. Then rempz tu kata dia tahu Iman jog everyday. Aku baca text Iman mula-mula aku dah dlm hati mcm "Ekeleh tu pun nak kecoh!" Then Iman kata sampai dia tahu Iman jog tu terus aku dah terkejut dah. Sampai 4 page aku sent dkt Iman suroh bagitahu mak dia ke Neyra ke. Sumpah aku dah risau dah. Haih.

Then, Iman text aku balik kata rempz tu call dia tanya kenal Alif tk? Dah lah rempz tu ramai-ramai. Sumpah aku terus maki-maki kot. Aku dah "Ni semua keje NOFX dgn Azri Wannabe kau tu la! Tk habis-habis! Bengang pulak aku! Babi!" AKu pulak yg ober. Haha.

Then Iman text lagi skali ckp tu sebenarnya Emy Lolo. Rempz tu kata, "Ni Emy Lolo la, tk kan tk kenal?" Sumpah aku dah gelak gila babi doh after baca tu! Cilake sial Emy Lolo! Haih.

Then Iman text aku lagi skali, "Babi doh FATIN!" Something mcm tu la. Aku dah asal dgn dia? And sebenarnya tu FATIN AMIRAH AZMI DGN ADIK BERADIK AND SAUDARA MARA DIA yg prank Iman. Sumpah lagi aku gelak gila babi after tahu tu Fatin! Cilake sial sampai semangat sgt nak buat prank call sampai call anak beranak dtg rumah prank sesama. Babi punya perangai. Haha, lawak sial!

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I have another 30 minutes to take a shower and get ready.
Might go to I dunno, KL maybe with ze bitchesss.
BYE JERR JERR B-)

PURR MOMMY PURR

I really do miss watching this.
Someone please buy me the season finale. SIGH :/

KAY DOGS GTG

WATCH MY FANGS WILL YAH?

YEAHS BAH, STARVE ME TO DEATH K?

YOU WENT TO KL SOME MORE AND HAVE FUN FUN THERE K?

I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS.

COME TO THINK OF IT, I LOVE IT BAH!

YEAHS, JUST MAKE ME SKINNY LIKE YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME K?

SOMEONE JUST GIMME SOME CARBS PLEASEE?

SIGH~

FUCKER SIAL

MY CURRENT WISH LIST

1. A soft pink/black PSP with loaaaaaads of gamez
2. A new hp, yes finally I have this kinda nafsu to buy a new one
3. A blue cap :-)
4. A pair of nice and descent sneakers
5. A good looking hoodie
6. New bags, tops, shoeszzzz
7. More money $$$
8. More money $$$$
9. More and more money $$$
10. New jeans - Make that 3 pairs :-)
11. New cardiss
12. FUCKING MONEYSSSS AND MONEYZZZZZ AND MONEYHHHH $$$

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THIS IS NICE

CILAKELZZ NONOK

Remember that blue cap yg aku post haritu tu?

I asked my mom abt it and she said okaaaaay. 

FOR THE FRST TIME IT WAS A FUCKING 'OKAY' WEH!

But when I clicked again dkt page tu..

Dia dah OUT OF THEIR FUCKING STOCK!

HOW BLOODY PISSED I WAS JUST NOW!

FUCK THE BLOODY FUCKING YOU LAH YOU FUCKING FUCK!

..

Ok aku nak suroh dia restock balik lah. SIGH-O >.<

NEW BOYZ FT TYGA TYRANT BABY ♥

I LET GO OF MY EGO FOR YOU BUT HOW ABT YOU?

Im just gonna brush it off and be positive frm now on :-)



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YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

-When I was a kid, the people who
made me cry are those that I hate
the most.
-Now, the people that can make me
cry are those that I love the most.




P/S Its Dayna's, pinjam frm her

SPM SPM SPM SIGH

Pendidikan Agama Islam

Prinsip Perakaunan

Bahasa Malaysia

Bahasa Inggeris

Ekonomi Asas

Perdagangan

Matematik

Sejarah

Sains

Hope I can get 7As and no cecetz fail fail :-)

PEACE YO

Sumpah harini aku rasa gembira semacam sbb..


KEH KEH KEH, IM EVIL KENEVIL  >:-D

PLEASE LA

SIGH. Ikut kau lah nak berdendam segala Mira.
Yg aku tahu aku dah mintak maaf and that's it.
Im not gonna repeat myself bcs its not even my fault.
And all I know is kau setiausaha aku.
And we're gonna do our job professionally kay.
No hard feelings time KPJ ok?

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OKAY BYE NEXT

What is your favorite thing to do?
Mencarut sambil meninggikan suara dan juga mengangkat kening serta membuat muka sambil mengembangkan hidung. Konon mcm marah gila la. Jom la tgk! Aku tk tipu weh! :O

Do you run around your house naked?
Bila tiba masanya ftn buat, then aku dgn suka hati turut serta ;-)

Would you rather play in the rain or have a water balloon fight?
Water balloon sbb balloon tu reminds me of ftn's ehem ehem. Mm good!

What did you eat for breakfast?

Kita org cool layan brunch jerrr

Is your hair dyed and if so what color is it?
Hmm time drjh 4 setengah, burgundy baby ♥

What are your thoughts on the opposite sex?
LOSZERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MCM FTN HAHA JK

How many piercings do you have?
Kita org cool tk boleh tunjuk-tunjuk

How many tattoos do you have?
JERO SBB SAYA ISLAM MAA, CANE NK SMYG MAA

What is your dream job?
Kita org cool tk layak kerja sbb cool sgt. Sedih en?

Does it annoy you when people smack their food?

GILA BULLSHIT SIAL ORG MKN BISING NI! AKU MENCIK!

Do you talk to yourself?
I just did :-)

Have you ever stopped to pee on the side of the road?
Ado dulu time umur tadika. Lantak la org ckp apa janji legaaa

Are you a germaphobe?
Simply simple pimple, no

What is your favorite cartoon from the 80's?
Mickey Mouse time seluar dia tu just hitam and dua white button ♥

Are you sexy?
Well.. Lagi sekali ya, kita org cool tk boleh tunjuk-tunjuk

What happens when you smoke weed?
HAHAHAHAHAHA SUMPAH TERINGAT DEKAT FTN SI GANJE KOLOM

Do you like candles?
Eh apa ni? Ni yg tk suka ni! Kau ingat aku Black Metal eh?

If there was a party going on where would you be?
Behind the turn-table bcs IM ZE DJ FORGODSAKE! Cool en?

Do you know what a heartagram is?
Kita org cool mana boleh tktau. So lame lah you asking me this question (HAHA)

Would you rather be eaten by a shark or a tiger?
Aku anak pun tkde lg boleh kau tanya camni kan? Kejam sialzz O.O

Did you graduate highschool?
IM ON MY EFFFFFFFING WAY BABY!

What are you doing tonight?
Gossip Girl Season 3 lah kot if mama tak bising -_-

Are you an alcoholic?
Kita org cool tk boleh tunjuk-tunjuk lah! Bape kali aku nk ckp?! BENCI!

If your boy/girlfriend cheated on you what would you do?
KALAU BOLEH AKU BUNUH KAU, AKU BUNUH KAU, TAK GUNA! SAPE POMPUAN TU?!

Where do you want to be right now?
Syurga yg satu :-)

Do you like the Wildboyz?
Wildboyz who? New Boyz aku tau la and bkn yg New Boys Tomok tu kay -_-

Tell the truth.. Do you watch porn?
HAHA FOINE

Ever been to jail?
Kita org cool mestilah selalu keluar masuk jail B-)

What is your favorite cd of all time?
Huh? Movie lah kot. Eh cd apa kau ni?

Do you like to jumb off of things?

Err whots that? Besarkan things eh? Idk lah camtu

Do you have kids? If not do you want them?
No and no but after kawin tunggu 2 tahun after kawin baru boleh. Takde kompromi!

Do you like lava lamps?
No. Membazir sial aku beli dlm game Sims tu, takde function -_-

Do you drink and drive?
Keh keh keh. YAH THAINK?

Who do you want to go on a road trip with?
MY DEAR FRIENDZIESSS AFTER I GOT MY LICENSE :-)

What color is your carpet?
Blue, red, orange, ado yg tikar punya jgk. Cool en? Aku tahu haha

What is your best talent?
Again and again and again, kita org cool mmg tk boleh tunjuk-tunjuk B-) EHEM

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Nope but ftn penah tumbuk perut aku kaw-kaw punya, cilakelzz

Do you want to punch someone right now?

Yes pleasee :-)

Who is your favorite band?
Oh mestilah Ada Band! Setakat band ciput-ciput mcm Wali Band semua apa kelaszzzz

Did you ever have a my buddy/kid sister doll?

Yelah, the fucking fuck I phm whot u trying to say kan skrng -_-

Did you have a cabbage patch kid?

HAHAHAHAHA NO

Have you done hardcore drugs?
Kau ni mmg ingat aku ni budak bermasalah ke? Dari td lg soalan kau ni cari pasal (Haha)

Do you workout?
Not anymore, very very sedih one. SOBZSOBZ!

What does NKOTB stand for?
NEW KIDZ ON THE BLOCK! YEAHS, IM THAT GOOD KAN? *WINKS*

What band do wish were still together?
SPICE THE FUCKING GIRLS VIVA FOREBER LAH SIALZZ (Lantak ah diorang bkn band pun)

Are you afraid of airplanes?
Eh airplanes yg afraid of me kay. Yeahs, now you know!

Do you like to annoy people?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAK TERASA TAK TERASA

How do you feel about Lysol?
Thats a brand kan? ingat aku taktau? *kening*

Where is your favorite place to be?
Current fav place is Morocco but still time honeymoon aku nak travel all over ze world mcm Shopaholic tu ♥♥♥

SO FUNNY

Mama ada dekat sebelah tgh tgk apa aku buat.
And dia baru dpt tahu aku tulis pasal beliau and beliau tgh shy shy gituu~

YEAHS STARE LIKE YOU DONT CARE

WHEN YOU CONVERT IT HERE,

IT BECOMES RM97 BUT I THINK NANTI JD MORE LAH KOT.

YEAHS ITS A BIT PRICEY FOR A DAMN CAP BUT STILL.. *MELTS*

SEE IF I CARE NOKZ

Ok ni dah kira dua hari aku buat kerja amal dkt sekolah.

Semalam bersihkan dkt library yg besar gedabak tu.

Harini pulak bersihkan dkt bilik kaunseling.

Mcm babi jari aku boleh melecet pulak time sapu tu.

Biasa lah kan, rajin sgt buat kerja mcm tu la jd nya *WINK*

TAPI YG AKU MENCIK SEMENCIK MENCIKNYA TU,

DEMERIT PUNYALAH SAMPAI BERPULUH KAU KASI AKU!

MERIT PULAK KENE BUAT SATU JAM KERJA AMAL BARU DPT 5 JE MARKAH DIA!

HANYA 5 FUCKING MARKAH JE WEH! KEDEKUT BETUL!

DIA INGAT KITA APA CITA-CITA NAK JADI BIBIK AGAKNYA >:O

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And aku taktau apa masalah kau nak buat muka segala k.

If aku ada buat salah, Im dead sorry k.

Lets just be faqing normal again and just forgive and forget k.

Its as easy as you're eating with a hammer k. CHEESE :-)

Tuition,

Kay bye dogs.