I See Your Faaaaaace DROP!

Alhamdulillah. Final exams sudah habis. YAHOO!
"Ya Allah Ya Tuhanku, bagi lah marks aku slightly increase pun takpe. Amin."


p/s Aku tkde duit ni. And aku sakit tekak doh. And badan mcm ada tk kena. And lengan aku pulak lebam-lebam. Ni Diana Buxton punya kerja ah ni. Isk. Nanti kau aku balas balik! -..-

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Notice that I will certainly used red to highlight every single word that I guess pretty much quoting? Oh, you don't? Ok. Never mind. Haih.
Blind jackass.

A Brass-Knuckle Chain Hanging Round My Neck

Ok. You know what, there are these kinda things that are awfully great but illegal at the same time that I would love to get involved in but still trying not to get my tits worked out in jail. Get it? Sigh. The very first minute before tomorrow's final paper, Sejarah, I wanna get drunk and bring a nut-cracker from somewhere bcs I don't have a nut-cracker at home. And the use of it, I wanna crack someone's nut or cock or penis or whatever thing that you prefer to call it. And then break every inch of his bones and punch his head off with a studded brass-knuckle till his gums are so rotten black with blood and it look pretty gross you just wanna stick your fuck finger out at his face. And then I wanna smack his butt real hard till he shit himself and his goddamn shit fly over to M's desk and then he would bleed to death..

Or maybe I could just do my Sejarah paper and get it over with so I can go home freely without saying the all usual fucked up phrases, "Aku penat la. Sekarang pukul bape? Aku nak balik."


Gaah, for all those fucking losers out there who get bloody hell freaked out by this entry, take my word, its a complete bullshitzers. CRAPS. I didn't study for my Sejarah and hell yeah Im scared and I think thats why Im acting like such a pig ;/

Read A Book and You'll Get One

Miss Terkel, the teacher, was busily writing letters on a blackboard.

'A is for Apple,' she said. 'B is for Boy. Does anyone know what C is for?'
A tiny hand was raised. 'Candy.'
'Very good! And D?'
'Dog.'
'And E?'
'Eat.'
'Excellent. Can anyone think of a word beginning with F?'
Little Lara spoke up. 'Fuck.'

Kau Sape? Aku Sape? Kita Serupa!

Hari ini sgt baguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus! Masa buat paper English td tiba-tiba hujan. Dah lah duduk depan dan tepi pintu, mmg mengantuk habis ah. Tapi kena jugak stay alert sbb tgh buat summary. Aku ada ah tido kejap, bgn-bgn kertas agak basah tapi Alhamdulillah bau-bau sikit kertas tu dan ya, bukan air liur. Basah tak basah kena teruskan jugak. Haih. Then ada ah discuss pasal holiday nanti bajet class nk plan trip ke Sunway Lagoon atau Genting Highland. Aku taktau pahal lah semua nak Sunway sgt, bukan ada ape sgt pun. So aku agkat tgn utk Genting but haram lah aku nak pergi. Aku tak kan pergi pun sbb kena bayar. Makan taik aku dulu. Heh.

...

Masa balik pun still hujan jugak dan jadi sgt lebat. So main-main 'Jgn hilang! Jgn hilang!' dgn Iman dan Fatin. Mcm haram sial kena beratur plak nk keluar sbb semua dkt depan tu gila babi lembab nak jalan. Takut sgt basah. Jadi kami main tolak-tolak dan most of the time aku byk jerit. Aku asyik jerit oh skrng ni. Dan ya, suara aku sgt sexy bila jerit so aku nak jerit lagi lah lepas ni. HOHO. Then sampai dekat bus stop cari yg lain. Jumpa diorang tgk dah basah kuyup main hujan, diorang tk puas hati pulak aku je yg kering so pergi tolak aku dkt hujan. NICE. Bus metro sampai..

Aku, Alya, Ninie, Mira dan Dilla plan lepak kejap dkt skate park SM tu sbb bajet ah exam dah nak habis and esok pun Sivik je, enjoy terdahulu lah. Jgn terakru, nanti rugi. Fine, accounts mmg tak lawak. Then, main hujan baring-baring atas lantai skate tu tgkp gambar sampai selekeh dan basah GILABABI. Lepas tu, semua lapar. Intai entrance SM tgk ada pak guard tk sbb nnti dia mesti tahan tk kasi masuk punya basah-basah. ZUP ZAP ZUP ZAP! Line clear, pergi Mcd. Diorang pun pergi beli tapi aku nk saving sbb aku ada bape $$ je kt rumah, so buat muka kesian kt semua.

Tiba-tiba Faii dan Kamisah dtg Mcd plak, so diorang lepak sekali. JENGJENGJENG, dgn bangganya Kamisah belanja aku Big Mac satu set. Masyuk betul budak tu. Padahal sblm tu baru mencekik Cone Pizza ni, lepas tu mkn Mcd plak. Bila la aku nak semasyuk tu? Haih. Haih. Haih.

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Bila final nak habis ni? Lembab. Nanti aku nak tido dari isnin sampai rabu. In a row. Hebat en? -..-

I so wanna talk thrash right now. Yeah, I just said that. SOWH?
GO ROT IN HELL MOTHER FUCK FACE $$$

Poor Little Guy Who Wants His Family Back

Comments: One hell of a great picture. Rate: 5 and a half thumbs up.

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

Makan sampai boroi.
Tgk movie sampai buta.
Jalan-jalan sampai pancit. Balik.

Better Recognize A Real Women!

Ok. Aku agak bengang td. Eh bukan agak tapi memang bengang pun! Tapi mula-mula saje. Mula-mula masa tu aku ada tanya mama, "Ma, nanti boleh tak if aiman beli ada --- ni? Dia cost below rm300! Boleh la. Boleh tak?" And dia hanya mengangguk sambil baca surat khabar. Aku tanya lagi sekali and dia tetap mengangguk. Pergh, dalam hati dah berbunga dah. Isk. Then, masuk bilik dengan tersenyum lebar.

Tapi hari ini!

Lain pulak jadinya. Isk. Mama tgh nak siap-siap nak pergi kenduri. Aku pun terpaksa bangun pagi sbb nak tanya dan confirmkan. Haih hari sabtu pun kena bgn awal. TEGHUK! Semua tak paham, ini teruk lah idiot -..-"

And aku pun tanya. Mula-mula mama dah bagi dah rm300 ni. Cakap la kena belajar betul-betul semua. Aku dah babi happy tak terhingga. Ingat nak buat backflip lagi but agak aa. Tapi bapa ku pula yg tak kasi. Lepas diorang dah bincang-bincang, mak aku pergi slow-talk dekat aku ckp nanti lah ape lah. Jadi kesimpulannya, rm300 tarik balik tunggu sampai habis final. BAHBIKLANCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAU!


And aku pergi toilet menenangkan jiwa. "So what? Tunggu lah SPM nanti Aiman pass dgn berjayanya. HAH! Tuan Haji Yahya Abu Bakar dan Puan Hajjah Zuriana Mohamad Yusof, anda berdua tunggu saja dan kumpul lah duit banyak-banyak sebab Aiman nak kereta pulak," kata Aiman sambil membuat mata garang.

What Did I Do To Your Heart?

I don't know how to fix everything back and Im sorry F.

FINAL WARNING!

Ok. Pertama sekali aku tak marah pun tapi aku nak bagitau yg aku takde kena-mengena langsung dengan ada satu budak junior F1 dekat sekolah aku ni. Aku bukan kakak angkat dia and dia bukan adik angkat aku. Aku tak ingin pun nak ada adik sebab menyusahkan hidup aku. No offense. Jadi itu hanyalah satu fitnah yg disebar oleh ftn rawr utk membalas dendam ke ape aku tak tau. And jgn sesekali dah tanya aku lagi pasal benda ni.

PERGI JAHANAM LAH KAU!

KAU SUDAH MEROSAKKAN HIDUP AKU!

DAH LAH MINAT ORANG YG TUKAR JADI ANJING TU!

Dont Take Me For Granted Im Not A Toy

Im gonna be fine as long as everyone in my past are willing to be there for me in the future.

Dont Wanna Get Hurt, So Im Backing Out Now

Got to keep myself busy with something
rather than thinking about someone whose not worth to be thinking.

Guess I Was Wrong All This While Huh?

I know you won't be reading this but I just want you to know that I missed you so much. Only God knows how I felt during the last time we fought. Each time I tried to cry, I stopped myself from doing so because I know you doesn't like girls who get so emotionally involved. So I tried being tough inside and guard my heart and soul, just not letting myself to be so weak but sorry for not letting you know that I am also a human being. I own a stupid fragile heart that could break into tiny pieces in no time.

You don't know how much I suffered and felt like a total idiot for waiting for you for like one year and a half hoping that you would understand. And you knew how I felt about you but instead of ...., you rather toyed with my heart. Calling me such nicknames that I felt like I am the happiest girl alive but no. It was just part of your everyday act. There's nothing different between me and your other girl friends. It was all just lies that you created for your own bloody self! I am so fucking stupid for believing all your fucking lies! I cried days and nights just thinking about how you smashed my heart real bad. And then I tried avoiding you and hoping that you wouldn't come back. But I don't know for how long, you searched me back and I was so dumb to still like you.

But then, you said that you don't want me back and texting me was just a waste of your time. Im screwed for believing you. My whole life was screwed by your all stupid acts. But still, I couldn't help myself to think where did it go so wrong? What did I do that made you feel so upset with me? I just want to know and thats all Im asking. And I know I shouldn't be apologizing but I am very much sorry for everything I did that caused you to hurt badly. And just so you know, I couldn't hold myself any longer, so I apologize for these tears that have already fallen down. Back then, there's no such regret knowing you and it was the best of two years time spending my everyday life with you.



I miss you Mr. Chuck Taylor and I will always do. Im sorry.

That Girl's a Genius Whoa oo

Tadi aku buat open house. Just utk kawan-kawan je but ada la jugak gang tua-tua yg datang iaitu ayah aku punya kawan-kawan and ada yg bawak parents. At first, punya lah nervous sbb ingat semua tak jadi datang. heh. But Alhamdulillah, semua berjalan lancar dan sempat datang dan juga makan-makan :)

Jutaan terima kasih di tujukan kepada:

1. Alya
2. Mira
3. Yus
4. Fatin
5. Iman
6. Thara
7. Ninie
8. Dilla
9. Ami
10. Amal
11. Ainni
12. Alia
13. Faizaah
14. Adik Amal, Nabila
15. Kak Epah
16. Kak Pika
17. Kak Mimi
18. Faliq
19. Apeng
20. Jumair
21. Ayo
22. Fayyadh
23. Kawan Fayyadh lupa nama
24. Wailun

Pictures upload nanti after semua camera dah ready. TUNGGUUU! ;)

Anak Orang

Ok. Tadi pegi rumah Faliq. Dia buat open house. OMG, mcm tuuut aku nervous gila sbb first time. You know how the first time all goes like what kan, mcm HOTSHIT! haih. But tidak. Semua berjalan lancar seperti petrol caltex G9726.

Mak dia tanya aku byk gila soalan. Mana jumpa, sekolah apa, nama apa, duduk mana and tiba-tiba.. "Aiman suka ke Faliq ni?" Sambil gelak pulak tu. Aku tgh syok-syok makan, boleh tersedak sikit. Isk. But seronok la jugak. Makanan semua sedap. And bila kitorang nak balik tu, mak dia siap bagi durian lagi. Mmg baik hati. Ahaa. Mak dia pun keluar rumah hantar sampai dekat gate sambil berkata, "Hati-hati Faliq hantar anak orang." Aku pun mcm biasa bila dah malu, senyum-senyum sambil gelak nervous. Heh.

Bila sampai rumah pulok, parents aku pulak tanya mcm-mcm pasal Faliq. Haih. Apak aku boleh pulak tanya kakak aku, "Kak, dia pegi jumpa mak mertua ke?" Sambil gelak. Aku pun tak paham family aku ni. Kejap marah, kejap ketawa. Haih.

Living In a Plastic World

Aku rindu Amer lah pulok. Aku dah tak ingat dah semua benda pasal dia. Lost contact sebab benda kecik and aku tak tau salah sape. Tup tup sekarang dia dah ada dekat Kuantan, Pahang study. Macam bangang je dia ada ckp "Apaaa? I kan teknik, so I sambung je, tu kalau u ingatlah I sambung electrical." Tu kalau aku ingatlah lah tu yg tak tahan tu, isk. Sedih ;S



Current music: One Time by Justin Bieber. Suara tak pecah.

Blop Blop! LEMAS!

Scuba Diver kami, Anusheini!

Dia ni lah yg aku selalu cerita jadi chandramukhi tu! Nak kate takdir tu aku tak tau lah tapi dia jiran aku dalam kelas. Alah dia duduk sebelah aku lah senang cerita. Kau nampak tak ada baju sekolah putih dekat tepi tu? Tu aku lah tu tengah agak-agak position aku sebab takut tak nampak pulak nak tgkp gambar awek ni. WASABRI! Sumpah aku tak tau apa aku tengah merepek. Maklum lah, pelajar cemerlang stress dengan final. Tapi bukan study sgt pun. Macam mana boleh stress? Macam sial aku merepek! -..-"

Kitorang ada nickname baru:

Iman > Paan
Fatin > Faliq Baldiman
Aiman > Lu fikir lah lagi sekali sebab aku tkkan bgtau -..-"


Lagi satu, aku rasa dah ada belambak dah benda alah ni dekat page geng-geng rempit DTRN sejati aku. Ok setakat ni baru 2 but banyak lah jugak tu lebih dari satu. Heh.

JOKE UJANG OF THE YEAR!

Q: Mi apa yang tak boleh makan?

A: MI RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! *ini nama ada sorang mamat tu BLERGH!

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But nothing lasts forever baby and we both know how the hearts can change.

Oh Boy, Here We Go Again

Oh God, you don't know how much I missed being with them 24/7 with no limit. They're my precious diamonds that no one can trade. They're my precious friends that no one can take. They're my precious sisters that no one can change. How I'd wish to turn back time and stop at when we were just plain stupid kids who liked to fooled around and always surrounded by each other's love and company. No boyfriends, no Myspace, no life but just kita je. You don't know how much I hate when we talked shit behind each other's back and knowing that that certain person already knew and got real hurt by our stupid acts.

I missed our life together and I certainly love being with you guys forever ♥

It's Not My Fault That You're Gay

Margo Harshman as Chugs.

Caroline D'Amore as Maggie.
She's an occasional club DJ. I AM SO INTO HER :O

"I don't have time to play "Catch Me, Rape Me!""

Yesterday me and my friends went to Cineleisure to catch Sorority Row and btw, thanks Lolo sebab belanja kitorang movie. Cerita ni buat aku menjerit mcm selalu hilang anak je sebab dalam movie tu aku asyik-asyik jerit, asyik-asyik jerit. Byk sgt suspense, and sounds dia lagi. Haih.

Yg aku agak bengang nya time Jessica tu sebok sgt nk cari boyfiee dia tu eventhough dia tau yg killer tu ada dlm rumah tu, "Kyle? Kyle?" Aku dah menjerit dah, "Pergi mati ah dengan Kyle kau tu!" *dengan nada bengang.

And bila aku teringat balik ada one scene aku dgn Alya ni mmg buat aku tergelak. Dalam movie tu diorang mcm jalan lembab gila sbb takut serial killer tu muncul. Then Alya boleh ckp kuat-kuat, "Asal diorang ni jalan lembab sgt?!" Aku pun jawab, "Habis tu kalau kau tak kan la kau nak jalan cepat-cepat kut?" and I swear I heard semua org yg dekat belakang tu gelak-gelak bila dengar. Yelah, org dekat belakang jelah sebab ktorang duduk gila fucking depan and sebab Adib and Lolo tak reti pilih seats -..-"


And oh so btw, I LOVE MAGGIE AND CHUGS IN THIS MOVIE. SEEING THEM JUST MADE MY DAY ;)

Play Safe, Use This Instead of Condoms

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Haih. English aku berterabur. Tunggang-langgang semua ayat. Malu je.

... and aku ingat esok after school while tunggu diorang habis kelas 2.10, aku nak jog dekat padang dulu lah. Body healthy, otak cerdas. Tak gitu?



Kenapa aku rasa macam aku ni pelik sangat huh? :/

Eh Pleasee Ok?

Oh God, kau tak boleh bayangkan betapa meluatnya aku dekat orang yg tengah bersusah-payah cuba cover mistakes kawan dia ni. Sedangkan benda tu memang semua dah tau dah. Boleh lagi cakap tak penah buat lah, tak penah cover lah. Tolong lah paham. Aku tahu apa aku baca ok? Otak aku ni masih berfungsi macam biasa. Masih boleh ingat semua. Macam kau jugak. Alhamdulillah.

Apa lagi yg kau semua nak cover lagi? Rahsia kau memang da terbocor dah. Just kau je yg masih terhegeh-hegeh lagi cuba berselindung. Kenapa tak jujur je dekat kawan kau tu ha?


Aku pelik lah. Isk, aku tak penah betul rasa pelik sampai macam ni lagi sepanjang hidup aku. TIPU TIPU EHEE 8D

To Be With You by Mr. Big

Fucking Boreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Q: Kenapa hari ini aku asyik menangis/grumpy pasal satu benda kecil?

A: Mungkin sebab aku period.


I am sorta upset right now because nothing, I mean NOTHING goes as planned. Hmph!
And you know what? Satu lagi benda yg sedang buat hati aku bergelora, mouse aku yg mcm babi sekarang ni. GTH!







And btw, G-Force tiada lah sehebat mana. Heh// -,,-"

Damansara, Malaysia

Roger and out!

She's a Loaded Girl Who Just Cant Get Enough Of..

Boleh Mati Terkejut Kalau Macam Ni

Tersedak aku gelak bila tengok blog diorang tadi!
Baru aku dapat tau yang budak dekat tuition aku yg dulu ni couple dengan budak junior sekolah aku. Aku gelak macam sial sebab terkejut. Maaf lah kalau terasa tapi memang kelakar lah sebab aku boleh terkejut pulak.


Dulu ada ah jugak crush main-main sikit dekat dia. Ahaa.



Ok diam semua.

Berani Buat Berani Tanggung

Tadi kan masa aku nak balik rumah kan selalu mesti lalu Selayang Mall tau. Aku terpaksa balik sorang-sorang sebab Ninie tak datang. Stupid betul. Lepas tu, aku pun enjoy la jalan cepat-cepat sebab aku fikir tak sabar nak sampai rumah nak enjoy-enjoy lagi. Ahaa. Ada la pulak couple cina pakai baju sekolah ni depan aku. Aku tengok jelah gelagat diorang ni. Diorang asyik pegang tangan 24/7 tak lepas-lepas sampai aku tengok pun rimas. Bf dia ni sentuh-sentuh rambut dia, sentuh-sentuh bahu dia, sumpah bagi aku geli! Aku buat muka je sepanjang masa dekat belakang diorang. Haih.

Tiba-tiba..

Ada pulak muncul tangan lelaki tua ni ha betul-betul tepi aku tapi dia hinggap dekat bahu budak perempuan cina tu tadi. Aku pun terkejut ah. Aku tengok je diorang. Aku ingat cikgu disiplin diorang ke ape tengah tangkap orang ponteng. Rupanya lelaki tua tu bapak si perempuan tu. Bapak dia tolak-tolak bahu, jerit-jerit dalam bahasa cina dekat bf dia tu. Aku ingat nak chill kejap tengok but bapak dia bawak anak dia blah terus. Bf perempuan tu tengok je.


Sampai lorong aku pusing belakang nak tengok kut-kut ada stalker ke ikut aku. Heh. But aku nampak bf cina tu tadi tengah kesat mata. Tak kan nangis kut lengchai? Ahaa. Aku pun blah jelah dengan muka tersengih..

Just the Same Old Shit Everyday

Baru aku confirm blog aku memang bosan. Haih.

Bangkok, Thailand

Hah, I was googling for some great outfits and photos at LOOKBOOK.nu just now and I think everyone just have pretty much the same .... Tanak cakap ah. Ahaa. Stupid betul. But then, ada this one Indonesian girl just make me go "ooh!" "aah!" "eeh!" all over her as I looked at her photos. What a *%#@!! Aku tktau ape aku merepek but I think Adelle V. is just plain beautiful.

Moved On and Move Along

Looks like there will be no more Mr. Chuck Taylor dah haih
Im more than confused but yeah whatever lah/
You chose to stepped away from my life,
and I won't take a slightest care anymore.


GREAT