Cari Pasal Aku Punya Pasal

Alahaii, esok da start balik sekolah la plak. sumpah belum bersedia lagi,isk! malas nya aku nak bgn pagi-pagi, tiap-tiap malam kene gosok baju sekolah, tiap-tiap hari kene buat/tiru hw sekolah. lancaukacau betul la. but atleast aku period and finally bole makang dgn terbuka. AHAAA

btw/ kpd Ju dan kwn nya, tolong phm skt yg kwn aku tu tk minat kau dah. dulu time dia suka kau gila babi haram, tanak plak kau appreciate. buat dia jeles bukan main. after da break, terkulai-kulai menyalahkan kwn aku tu ckp buruk ape la mengadu domba semua kt kwn kau tu. bole tolong paham situasi tk skrng ni yg kau ni mmg a bloody hell jackass? bru tau kau nk regret skrng. time dulu?! sigh, kesian aku tgk kome berdua ni :)



*jgn nk menggelabah khinzir dgn aku if ada gang kau baca ni and report ey. aku tk gemar -..-"

Bored

There's lot of things that i simply would love to do, for example -->

1. tendang bontot anjing
2. comolot dgn fatin or yg lain bole jgk haha -..-"
3. design kasut/baju/bag sendiri
4. give birth in water or water birth ey diorng panggil?
5. get pregnant and never give birth. sexy nyah!
6. get naked in public mase pregnant, oohlala
7. schoolmate dgn Pete Doherty, bole stone bersama ;)
8. ajak Kate Moss faliq and his gang beraya bersama kt Kedah and PD, bole pekena sate!
9. panggil semua org dgn nama Chuck :)
10. and maybe.. forgive and forget

sigh, but ye tak semua kita bole buat. *emo kejap*

The Sailorman

Alaa ftn, tk perlu la cemburu sampai sebegitu. sigh. kau ambil la naufal, hati aku ini kepunyaan faliq aa. haha. pasal satu lelaki yg macho, gentleman, baik hati, handsome, educational ni pun kau sanggup panggil aku kawan kau ni bitch, whore semua en? babicilanattahilembu betul! AMEK AH DIA! *but harapan la kau nak jadi gf dia. kawin dgn dia pun bole slmt jalan. ckp dgn dia face-to-face pun tk penah, ada hati. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Owning this kinda turtle is killing me inside.
I would love to be it's owner someday. And i think im ready for it :)

Bangang

Kat dlm bus otw pegi Miccos ape jadah ntah.
Iman tgh syok tgk bus Rapid lalu lepas kitorang <-- aku rasa la, aku tk ingt sgt scene dia heh

aiman: iman, kau tau tk Rapid en skng dia da baru. yg tu dia tulis Rapid Serdang.
iman: ye err? asal aku tk prasan pun?
aiman: betul la bodo, kan ada Rapid KL en? kat selayang pun sama. ada Rapid Warta, Rapid Rawang, Rapid Selayang, semua ada. *muka serius
iman: oh, ok. *sambung tgk jalan
aiman: *menahan gelak

da lama sikit but still dlm bus

aiman: iman, kau percaya ke?
iman: ha?
aiman: yg pasal Rapid tu? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
iman: babi, kau tipu aku! *dan dia pun mula pukul aku. sakit OUCHY -..-

Apela bangang sgt dia ni? itu la org bandar, AHAA ampun iman!

Port Dickson

Ok, lepas ni kene pegi Port Dickson, kampung saya tercinta. yeah, a port that has too much dick-stick to handle. hmm, dick-stick ey? AHAA, ftn suka? iman pun sama en? srry orang nogori, didnt mean to heh -..-

First, ingat nak pergi OU usha cap faliq malik ni ha, and pergi mana ntah amek baju kakak and then, pegi pets wonderland or something beli my kura-kura to-be. GAAH, tak saba la wak!


tapi. ye tapi. si pengotor kakak aku ni ha pergi text malam td ckp, "mama kate pergi PD esok, PENDUSTA!" aku da mcm wth? mana ada, mama tk inform ape ape pun, semua buat bodo je until i asked my parents sndr smlm. sigh. and mmg betul pun, AIYAA ;O then, dgn keterpaksaan kene text balik si pengotor tu, "balik. i just got the news ok."

so, terpaksa balik sana eventho aku dah tahap gila babik dah nak sgt own kura-kura aku ni, sighsighsigh. ok, kene mandi. mama bising la plak! AUUUM!

Times Running Out

Ok, buka puasa nanti buka dekat luar, dekat Johnny's kut. ala, yg kat slyg mall tu la. heh. boroi la perut aku lepas ni, kene find and wear something loose. phew! tak sabar siaa sumpah kebuloq mcm haram -..-

di bulan yg mulia ini atau di bukan bulan yg mulia, aku selalu mencarut. kau pun sama en? tak bole nak resist, mmg addicted ah. if tak sebut satu perkataan lancau ape pun mmg da dikatekan bangga ah! PERGH, smpai mcm tu skali dong? HEBAAAAAAAAT! oh, God bila bole makan ni?!

Tiny Feet

aku nk kura-kura mcm..
tkpe, weekends ni pegi cari and kne make sure dpt jgk! ;)
and, pagi td mse bgn tido tiba-tiba je kepala aku aggressive lebih pegi hentak kepala aku kt dinding sblh aku tido tu. cilanat btul jadi benjol!


baca blog-blog org best jgk ni,sigh

I am a Homeless Person

Dear Fatin Amirah,

Oh, sahabat penaku. lemme tell u a simple but very nice and affecting story that could actually make u feel mybe envious and jealousy inside, then vomiting, and then u would definitely feel the stab in the heart, and lastly u would want to hold a grudge on me. haha, pleasee la, like-i-care *smbil buat jari skali 8)

yg ni muka dia mcm tk nmpk sgt,
and mmg tnak kasi korng nmpk pun haha *evil laugh


firstly, me and hznie went to iman's house just now. then, masuk rumah cari mak iman. there she is, sitting on the couch watching Prison Break season bape ntah. next to iman's mom was safuan/safwan, iman's younger brother *budak STAR tu, ehem!* then, aku tktau knpe, mak iman mcm gelak-gelak kecik bila aku smpai and mse aku nk salam, then pndg org tepi dia. at frst, i thought it was ayah iman but then bila aku pndg, skali nofal siaa. cair hati aku! dia pn senyum-senyum pndg aku. dan kami saling pandang-memandangi antara satu sama lain smbil tersenyum selama beberapa saat. *beberapa saat tu lama ye :) *ooh, and my heart was beating so fast, i just had to write this blog bila balik and here i am. sighsigh, im glowing rght now ;p then, naik bilik iman. and hznie pn berkata, "betul la wey, abg iman tu pndg kau aiman." aku dlm hati da mcm yeehaaaaa, ada point nk kalahkan ftn! :D

then, da lame skt tu, ktrng turun kejap sbb ingt nk pegi jumpa baldiman. ala, yg minat ftn and ftn pn minat dia tu. but sumpah bangang btul, mls aku nk cite ape jd kt area ruma bdk baldiman tu -..-" then, mase turun bwh tgk ada nofal kt couch lagi tgk prison break. aku TERpandang dia, and dia pn pndg aku senyum-senyum. dan kami da bertentang mata and mata kami terlekat oleh pandangan masing-masing and OMFG, hati aku blushing! hati aku blushing! :O


ok lastly, BE JEALOUS LEMBU!

Bad Day

Alahaii, i have officially lost my one and only hairband. sigh, pleasee la crawl ur way back to ur sick owner ni. and, lagi satu, mcm wtf gila smlm tumit kaki aku ni terpijak biji kurma. ntah sape ntah, apak aku kut main buang je, and smpai skrng bila nk jalan mcm haram sakit nk mati!

btw/ pegi ke tk ruma iman ni? and stop messing around with me, Chuck! im serious! vomit! <-- ini bkn Chuck Bass GG ke ape jadah ey!



ape mcm anjing sgt luck aku ni? -..-"

So U Think U Can Drive?

ninie bajet pro siaa, nympah aku!


Ok, last two days kut aku rase me and ninie went ronda-ronda with a kancil. haha. it was just the two us, and she drove the car. mmg friggin scared kut mula-mula bcs we wore a pyjamas as it was 10.30 a.m and bcs she cant rmmber enough abt how to tarik the gear, bape gear tu, clutch tu smue. sumpah serabut wey! ninie SERABUT. HAHAHAHA! ok, the story. srry. then, pegi la round-round satu padang near slyg mall tu nk test cane nk buat smue. mcm haram asyk mati je! side-view mirror pn tk tolak, mmg parya siaa. then, ingt da bole da, we went strght kt blkg pnya entrance yg kanan nk pegi slyg jaya, kiri nk pegi traffic light tu. idc if u dnt have a clue abt it,duh. ok, on our way there, line clear je. then, bila da smpai kt jalan tu kne stop dlu sbb ada keta kt dpn. then, bole mati plak tgh jalan. nk start keta pn asyk mati je. pnya la malu org keta lalu lalang duk tgk. ada certain tu senyum gelak je, ada certain plak geleng kepala, ada certain plak marah mcm nk mati. bangang -..-"

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the engine could run and we went strght kt traffic light tu bcs she couldnt turn the stereng btul-btul. aku suro amek kiri skali pegi mydin dlu. i am so fuckin' scared mse tu, so jerit mmg byk la time dlm kete ni. mmg byk kali la nk accident. ada satu tu, terlanggar side-view mirror org, nasib tk jadi ape. phew! then, round-round lagi kt padang smue. ada one time tu, kete duk melompat-lompat sbb ninie tk tarik handbreak bila nk start balik kete, then ada bangla potong rumput duk gelak je tgk keta ktrng enjut-enjut. haram btul bangla tu, ktrng trus chow, ninie da gelak-gelak malu da kate bangla tu gelak smue. haha.

then, to cut this long story short, we went to bbs to pick up iman. mse on the road steady je, letak tgn kt kepala la smue, then, bila kt traffic light mcm haram jadah, kne start balik keta sbb mati tgh jalan. bbi btul, lawak wey. jd rutin kene tarik signal emergency mase nk start balik kete tu. org da horn-horn da kt blkg, da la tepi ktrng police station. haha! then, pegi bbs, tggu iman, amek iman, pegi sk bbs kt atas bukit tu, then, gossip-gossip, then mak ninie call. jengjengjeng! mak dia kate nenek dia duk jerit-jerit kt rumah. "KETA HILANG! KETA HILANG!" trus call mak ninie, then mak ninie call jiran dpn ruma ktrng sbb jiran ktrng tu polis. hahahahah! mcm nk cuak ktrng lps tu, isk nenek ninie ni. kacau btul :D

then, hntr iman balik, ktrng pn balik. pegi traffic light tu dpn skt dari ktrng keta kancil polis. aku da takut da! ninie suro buat chill je, aku pn chill je psg lagu kuat-kuat, joget-joget smue. haha. then, smpai rumah. mse nk park kt dlm ruma tu, bole plak dia langgar rak kasut besi kt luar tu. kemik skt bumper dpn, haha. gaah, there's nothing better than a place called home. balik ruma ninie, mak ninie nagged. ktrng but slamber je, sigh. then, aku ingt ninie kate, "mula-mula slyg, lps tu titiwangsa, lps tu sunway!" aku rase la. haha! anak muda zaman skrng, very the daaaaaaaaaangerous! *akon

ptg tu, alya, ninie and hznie dtg ruma aku. pegi slyg mall jumpa syahir alya, then pegi bazaar. sweet!



END.

Colours and Fashion

Btw, i am currently checking out on Project Muffstit. Do feel free to drop-by.

http://www.muffstitshop.com/

Foreplay on Sunday

Ok, its been like 13 days have past since my last update, and ofcrse loads of unforgettable things had happened. <-- this is a common phrase that i always used when i get too bored and lazy to come out any of some brizziliant idea frm my brain and convert it in here. phew, long sgt la "__"

Today is the third/fourth day *cant remember* in fasting month. and i've been good since then. i didnt cut fasting.. yet, *idk whether the word "cut fasting" is usable, haha* but i certainly do know that i couldn't survive in like the upcoming 26 days getting my tummy kosong. terseksa jiwa batin nyah oi! sighsighsigh. but come to think of it, it does make my tummy look a lil' bit flattering. haha.


And today mybe me and my frnds gnna spend our day together kt sm kut, hahaha, sm jela, kau nk ktne? da pukul bape lak skrng? -..-" lagi pun, i didn't have enough cash with me rght now due to this sch holy and mybe, just mybe bcs of puasa. but naaah, im gnna do my smooth-talking on convincing my mom not to do so. so, i just got to do nothing rght now, yappayappa!



mandi la, baibai!

*mind my english, aku melayu. srry :)

Fight, Fight, Fight!

Ok, loads of things had happened bfre me especially yesterday. had this big argument with a frnd of mine. *kau yg cari pasal dlu, then nak skt kan hati aku lagi la?! TOLONG PAHAM SITUASI BOLE TAK?*

"aiman, chill chill." bak kate san. heh. hmph, im not in the mood to recall back the friggin situation, so.. LOUD YAWN! apahal busan sgt ni? dkt clss td asyk gelak je. aku tktau nk tulis ape dah. sad.
san, call la aku lagi doh. call aku byk kali pun bole, haha babi golek btul :)



btw/ FARHAN, IMAN ADA CRUSH DGN KAU. BANGGA TAK? \
FALIQ BALDIMAN, FTN DGN ALYA ASYIK BLUSHING JE BILA SEBUT NAMA KAU. BANGGA TAK?

NERD

Just cant wait for tomorrow, ada this school trip me and iman dah join. yg lain tu pemalas, haha :p ktrng pegi Pusat Sains Negara. so yeah, i can be geeky, sure. tade hal lah! heh "__"

Mr. Chuck Taylor

Wey u ego-guy, yeah u la! <-- i am so hating u rght now.

first, u gave me all those kinda shit abt our old lame stuffs, memories smue, then tiba-tiba gone cmtu je. what do u think i am? what do u take me for huh? some kind of ur sick pengganti?! GO TO HELL OK! I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR STUPID BITCHES OUT THERE OK? DONT TAKE ME FOR GRANTED!



...

but i do missed our old lame stuffs, memories smue haha! idk what to do, nk marah ke ape ke, i cant la arnab. ur one of my closest gay frnd, so... *sigh*



p/s: im sighing a lot lately. mybe thats just bcs i like sighing, and i like the word sigh. dig it, dawg? ya dont dig, dawg? dig deeper then, dog -..-" <-- craps la smue ni!